WAV files from the Vaunted Vaults of the Howdy Patrol

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• John Wayne
  • The "I'm not gonna belt ya (148K)" speech.
  • The "daddy" speech from Big Jake. (142K)
  • From The Shootist (58K)
  • I wont be wronged (77K)
  • if a man is willing....(143)
  • "That'll be the day" (50K)

   

• Clint Eastwood
  • "With all due respect sir, you're beginning to bore the hell outta me. (41K)"
  • "Well are you gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie? (29K)"
  • Dirty Harry's famous doggy doo speech. (194K)
  • "A man's got to know his limitations." (26K)
  • "Opinions are like......" (40K)
  • Dirty Harry's famous punk speech. (375K)

   

• Simpsons
  • Barts famous laugh.(15K)
  • Homer's "doh!" (10K)
  • Burns' "Excellent!" (18K)
  • Nelson the Bully's infamous laugh. (13K)
  • Homer: "That's it! I'm outta here." (12K)
  • Homer's "woohoo!" (22K)
  • Krusty: "Awwwww KRAP!" (9K)

   

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  • Hank Hill on tax forms (103K)
  • Boomhaur babble (139K)
  • "Boy Howdy" (16K)
  • "That boy ain't right" (18K)

   

• Cuts From Blazing Saddles
  • "We don't need no stinking badges!" (70K)
  • "Excuse me while I whip this out...." (25K)
  • "Hey, where are the white women at?" (16K)
  • better get some dimes :-) (31K)
  • "They said you was hung?!?! They was right!" (26K)
  • Motivational speech by Taggart (113K)
  • Bandito interviews (84K)
  • "The little bastard shot me in the ass!" (67K)

   

• Beavis and Butthead
  • Beavis picks a date (20K)
  • "What a DORK" (24K)
  • "You dumb ass" (9K)
  • "I cant stop looking at this girl's butt" (31K)
  • "Heyyyyyyy baby" (54K)
  • "Look out for the Klingons near Uranus" (40K)
  • "Damn we're smooth!" (66K)
  • "Fartknocker!" (9K)

   

    Bender

  • What the hell are you doin? (11K)
  • I'm boned! (8K)
  • Hey!  I got a busted ass! (20K)
  • Yep! He's Gay (42K)
  • Good night, losers! (13K)
  • Holding a grudge (34K)
  • Sobriety stinks (28K)
  • I'm tired of this room and everyone in it! (24K)
  • Cheese It! (6K)
  • Shutup and get to the point! (18K)
  • Bite my shiny metal ass! (13K)
  • Burrrrp! (11K)
  • Bet you weren't expecting that one, Calculon! (25K)
  • HA!  Hahahahahahaha! (26K)
  • AHhhh HA hahahahaa! (31K)
  • You Think You're So Hot? (17K)
  • Pansy (6K)
  • You're a pimple... (47K)
  • And the winner is... BENNNNDerrrrrrr (60K)
  • Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow!!!  (21K)

• Classic Lines
  • Deniro saying shutup with emphasis and charm. (29K)
  • Dan Akroyd's "Jane, you ignorant slut." (15K)
  • Neil Armstrong stepping onto the moon. (67K)
  • Nixon's "I am not a crook" (40K)
  • Mae West (91K)
  • "If it's not Scottish, its CRRRAP!" (53K)
  • YeeeeeHAAAaaaa!!! (29K)

   

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