WAV files from the Vaunted Vaults of the Howdy Patrol
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John Wayne
The "I'm not gonna belt ya (148K)" speech.
The "daddy" speech from Big Jake. (142K)
From The Shootist (58K)
I wont be wronged (77K)
if a man is willing....(143)
"That'll be the day" (50K)
Clint Eastwood
"With all due respect sir, you're beginning to bore the hell outta me. (41K)"
"Well are you gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie? (29K)"
Dirty Harry's famous doggy doo speech. (194K)
"A man's got to know his limitations." (26K)
"Opinions are like......" (40K)
Dirty Harry's famous punk speech. (375K)
Simpsons
Barts famous laugh.(15K)
Homer's "doh!" (10K)
Burns' "Excellent!" (18K)
Nelson the Bully's infamous laugh. (13K)
Homer: "That's it! I'm outta here." (12K)
Homer's "woohoo!" (22K)
Krusty: "Awwwww KRAP!" (9K)
Hank Hill on tax forms (103K)
Boomhaur babble (139K)
"Boy Howdy" (16K)
"That boy ain't right" (18K)
Cuts From Blazing Saddles
"We don't need no stinking badges!" (70K)
"Excuse me while I whip this out...." (25K)
"Hey, where are the white women at?" (16K)
better get some dimes :-) (31K)
"They said you was hung?!?! They was right!" (26K)
Motivational speech by Taggart (113K)
Bandito interviews (84K)
"The little bastard shot me in the ass!" (67K)
Beavis and Butthead
Beavis picks a date (20K)
"What a DORK" (24K)
"You dumb ass" (9K)
"I cant stop looking at this girl's butt" (31K)
"Heyyyyyyy baby" (54K)
"Look out for the Klingons near Uranus" (40K)
"Damn we're smooth!" (66K)
"Fartknocker!" (9K)
Bender
What the hell are you doin? (11K)
I'm boned! (8K)
Hey! I got a busted ass! (20K)
Yep! He's Gay (42K)
Good night, losers! (13K)
Holding a grudge (34K)
Sobriety stinks (28K)
I'm tired of this room and everyone in it! (24K)
Cheese It! (6K)
Shutup and get to the point! (18K)
Bite my shiny metal ass! (13K)
Burrrrp! (11K)
Bet you weren't expecting that one, Calculon! (25K)
HA! Hahahahahahaha! (26K)
AHhhh HA hahahahaa! (31K)
You Think You're So Hot? (17K)
Pansy (6K)
You're a pimple... (47K)
And the winner is... BENNNNDerrrrrrr (60K)
Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow!!! (21K)
Classic Lines
Deniro saying shutup with emphasis and charm. (29K)
Dan Akroyd's "Jane, you ignorant slut." (15K)
Neil Armstrong stepping onto the moon. (67K)
Nixon's "I am not a crook" (40K)
Mae West (91K)
"If it's not Scottish, its CRRRAP!" (53K)
YeeeeeHAAAaaaa!!! (29K)
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